I need you to picture this like I just did. This is one of the people responsible for bringing you delightfully spooky podcast content twice a month.
Today’s proverb: OMG IT IS THE SIZE OF A BIRD KILL IT KILL IT KILLLL IIIITTTTTT *distant sounds of shrieking*
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Listerine enema oh my god